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Here Are my rules on girls 4 u guys:
1. Even when you're right, you're still wrong.
2. It's your fault, no matter what, it's your fault.
3. She is beautiful, got it?!
4. Money is not an object.
5. Beware the wrath of a woman's scorn.
6. If you were the sole ruler of the universe and the most handsome specimen in all of existence, it would mean nothing.
7. Apologize for everything.
8. Be afraid, be very afraid.
9. Love is commitment, GET IT!?!?!
10. It's about her, not you.
11. Just......don't be stupid.....(morons!).
12. If you're in it just for the pleasure, you're gonna die.
13. Pray, oh dear God, pray!
14. All women are perfect.
15. No, she's not what you expected, love her anyways.
16. No, you're not her type, fix it or get over it.
17. Dating and breaking up all the time probably causes more pain than the long wait for Miss Right.
18. Forgiveness doesn't come easy, if at all.
19. Just for restatement: Love is commitment!
20. Honesty might not seem that great of a policy, but you're more likely to be alive afterwards.
21. Yes, you are an idiot, keep that in mind.
22. No part of a woman's body is your play thing....I mean that with a passion!!
23. Take a hint, it's not that hard.
24. Very few women play hard to get, close to none.
25. "No." might mean yes or no. "[insert random insult here]" Means a definite no. And a kick to the groined means never.
26. Tell her that you love her already!!!
27. No, you cannot like two women at the same time. What the heck is wrong with you?!
28. Cuddle....just do it!!
28.5. But not in public....PLEASE NO PDA!!!!
29. Gifts are always good, especially flowers, jewelry, and chocolate. But make sure they're thoughtful.
30. Love her as Christ loved the church. [Ephesians 5:25]
31. When she says nothing's wrong, something's wrong. So just keep asking.
32. Following these rules holds no guarantees.
33. Never be ashamed of her.
34. Did I mention that love is commitment? Well, it is!
35. Read and remember 1 Corinthians 13's definition of love.
36. Put the toilet seat back down.
37. Just listen. Yes, that's a difficult concept to grasp, but you must. Just listen.
38. Being tough and a bully and being truly macho are different in actuallity.
39. A woman that is hard to impress is a woman to admire.
40. Be prepared.
Here I might add an entry whenever I make an update to my web site. Where appropriate, I'll include a link to the change. For example:
11/1/01 - Added new photos to Vacation Album page.
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